Ushy’s Manifesto:
1.Belly rubs > treats.
2.Live to fetch, fetch to live.
3.If he whistles once—come. Twice—bring the ball.
4.Snow is not weather. Snow is lunch.
5.If you’re alone in the car, sing loud.
6.Loyalty isn’t taught—it’s drooled.
7.Fetch isn’t a game. It’s therapy.
8.If Monty says no, stare and look cute until he changes his mind.
9.Frisbees are prayers answered—when you don’t blink.
10.I PLAY FRISBEE, THEREFORE I AM.
Signed, the smartest girl in the cab.